Diogenes. A story they didn't teach in History class.
In case you ever repeat this story... it's Diogenes. Di-ah-joe-knees. If you spit out anything similar to Dee-o-jeans you're on your own.
Once upon a time, Alexander the Great traveled to the city where Diogenes lived. Alexander's teacher was Aristotle - a philosopher among philosophers!
Because Alexander the Great was a fanboy of philosophers, he decided to seek out Diogenes once he got to town.
Alexander found Diogenes lying down - buck nekid in a field.
Alexander: "Diogenes, is there any wish I may fulfill for you?"
Diogenes: glanced up at Alexander and replied “I wish for you to get out of my sunlight.”
Alexander: “If I were not Alexander, I would wish to be Diogenes.”
Diogenes: “If I were not Diogenes, I would also wish to be Diogenes.”